My Wegman's Adventure

I spilled my full coffee in the cereal aisle.

I grabbed an employee to let him know. When I turned to point to the spill, I smacked a little girl in the face. Hard.

When I got to the checkout, I realized that I did not have my debit card so I had to charge (!) groceries.

I then realized that I didn't have my license either, so the checker had to get a supervisor to come look me over to say that I was legal.