Jed Bartlett's Bible rant

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just checking to see if i can do this from my phone.

Okay, I've decided

1. I don't like Bluetooth. It used to be that when you saw people wandering around muttering to themselves you could be confident that they were crazy. Or parents. Now they could be talking to their broker or shaman. There's no way to tell.

And it's really embarrassing when you respond to them.

2. I'm not a morning gym person. I went at 7am yesterday morning and while I was not really tired, I felt like I was one step behind. I lost my cell phone too. Someone turned it in, but I have no idea how I did it. I retraced my steps a couple of times, so I probably looked like some sort of lost soul or blue tooth user. Not that I really cared. That's the nice thing about being a certain age. The scope of people you are trying to impress gets much smaller.

Although I am considering buying weight-lifting gloves and I am a little self-conscious that I will look like I am trying to look like a badass rather than a 40 something suburban mom.

3. I'm going to be switching brands of toothpaste. It turns out that I misread the label and it does NOT protect against the plague. I mean, really, what's the point.

So...does "That was cool, thanks" count as a prayer?

Last Friday (my birthday) I was on my way to work. I pulled out of my development and onto the main drag that takes me to school, office, etc. A Blue Heron flew out of the woods across the street, surprising enough for winter in Buffalo, but he (?) then made a sharp right turn and flew about twenty feet ahead of me, about 30 feet up, the whole 1/4 mile or so to the next intersection. Tres cool.

My first thought was "What a nice birthday gift from God."

My second thought was "I'm going to install a Koi Pond on my roof rack so that happens more often."

About Psychics/Mediums

This column in the Buffalo News by Rabbi Marc Gellman sums up well how I feel about communicating with the dead.

It's probably not true, but if it is true, we shouldn't be messing with it. Much like Ouija boards. Not sure if it's a silly game or a portal we have no business opening, so I'm not taking any chances.

Weight Loss News - sucks for me

In a nutshell, diet goes a much longer way in promoting weight loss than exercise. I always find exercise easier than dieting because exercising is adding something, while dieting is taking something away. I'll have to find a way to change that mentality.

New Apple Product

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

My Wegman's Adventure

I spilled my full coffee in the cereal aisle.

I grabbed an employee to let him know. When I turned to point to the spill, I smacked a little girl in the face. Hard.

When I got to the checkout, I realized that I did not have my debit card so I had to charge (!) groceries.

I then realized that I didn't have my license either, so the checker had to get a supervisor to come look me over to say that I was legal.

Bang Walmart Palin

This is the Sarah Palin name generator -- I am Bang Walmart Palin - hah!

I am a little confused at the notion of Walmart being the screwee, though.


http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html