Okay, I've decided

1. I don't like Bluetooth. It used to be that when you saw people wandering around muttering to themselves you could be confident that they were crazy. Or parents. Now they could be talking to their broker or shaman. There's no way to tell.

And it's really embarrassing when you respond to them.

2. I'm not a morning gym person. I went at 7am yesterday morning and while I was not really tired, I felt like I was one step behind. I lost my cell phone too. Someone turned it in, but I have no idea how I did it. I retraced my steps a couple of times, so I probably looked like some sort of lost soul or blue tooth user. Not that I really cared. That's the nice thing about being a certain age. The scope of people you are trying to impress gets much smaller.

Although I am considering buying weight-lifting gloves and I am a little self-conscious that I will look like I am trying to look like a badass rather than a 40 something suburban mom.

3. I'm going to be switching brands of toothpaste. It turns out that I misread the label and it does NOT protect against the plague. I mean, really, what's the point.